Villas That Make Your Penthouse Look... Quaint

Darling, size isn't everything... but these certainly got the memo 💅

ATLANTIS THE ROYAL, DUBAI

Some addresses whisper luxury, others shout it from the rooftops—Atlantis The Royal does both, effortlessly. And if you’re in the mood for a stay that takes opulence to stratospheric heights, may we introduce the Four-Bedroom Penthouse—a residence that doesn’t just sit above Dubai but practically reigns over it.

✈︎ A private infinity pool – because of course.
✈︎ A dedicated butler – making even the most meticulous PA look like an amateur.
✈︎ Closet space so vast – it could house a small village (or your entire resort wardrobe, plus more).
✈︎ A terrace with that view – a front-row seat to Dubai’s most spectacular skyline.
✈︎ Expansive designer interiors – effortlessly blending high-rise indulgence with absolute comfort.

ONE&ONLY LE SAINT GÉRAN, MAURITIUS

Next up, ONE&ONLY LE SAINT GÉRAN playing the luxury game in Mauritius with their VILLA ONE:

- The Indian Ocean’s most elaborate residence (for you and 7 of your closest friends may I add)
- P
rivate 40sqm infinity pool (because sharing is so passé - especially the pièce de résistance)
- Beachfront access that makes other beachfront access look secondary
- Chef's kitchen (though let's be honest, you're here for the room service)

COMO LAUCALA ISLAND, FIJI

COMO LAUCALA ISLAND bringing that private island energy with their Three Bedroom Plantation Residence:

🌟 Uninterrupted beachfront positioning that'll make your Instagram followers weep
🌟 8,000sqm (I mean, that will fit one of my suitcases)
🌟 Your own private chef (because midnight cravings are real)
🌟 Can fit up to 6 of you, with a pool and services of a dedicated 'Tau' (Fijian for 'friend')

SONEVA KIRI, THAILAND

And because we love a plot twist, Soneva Kiri's 5-Bedroom Bayview Pool Reserve enters the chat:

✨ Humbly boasting a treehouse for the children, gym, steam rooms and a water slide (cos we’re all kids at heart)
✨ Can fit 14 of your nearest and dearest
✨ Infinity pool that makes the ocean look ordinary
✨ Wine cellar that would make a sommelier jealous
✨ Personal electric buggy (walking is still so 2023)

Warning: May cause severe real estate envy. We take no responsibility for any spontaneous property listings that follow.

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